Thursday, November 12, 2009
the ultimate fate with the toilet bowlmy leng chai e71 fell into the toilet bowl.
i thought it's a note worth mentioning.
it's so emofying i almost cried. i mean can u imagine how it feels to slip off, crash hard onto the surface of the squatting bowl, slide off, down the dark stinking well and sink right down a hose of filthy disposal?
2 words: traumatizing...and claustrophobic.
le sigh.
ok the toilet was clean when the mishap happened. so no shit no wee.
i hope the previous user flushed. :S
i couldn't reach the bottom, (yes i took off my coat and reached for the shithole if you're wondering) hence i summoned the entire cleaning team for help. and thank god for sending a random bangla that was tall and thin. he sprawled on the floor, wore gloves and scooped my leng chai outa the mess. i was SO CLOSE to hugging him. but my leng chai was more important.
i thought of buying him ferrero rocher but i've not seen him since the tragedy 2 days back.
mayb he's not a worker after all.
bangla angel perhaps? so slumdog millionaire.
the phone's all dry now. but i'll send it back for servicing.
it can still be used. i managed to turn it on but...oh well i dunno if tiny bits of faeces would be stuck in between the keys. what if i speak too long and the heat melts the shit away, flows into the hardware and burn everything? GASP.
let's just hope it wont be too mahiao.
the last my possession fell into the bowl was during the trip to taman negara.
that was my specs thou.
and i'm still wearing it.
GROSS.
the toilet bowl loves me.
Monday, November 09, 2009
Bracesok i'm officially doing it.
fuck jaw reconstruction surgery, i shall remain the asian keira knightley.
XD
mind u, i drove myself to the clinic, spoke to the doc myself, made the options myself, got both my teeth extracted (not done by myself of course, thank god), and drove home all the myself too. clap ur hands pls. a lot of blood lost there k. XD.
and paying myself too. *BAWLS*
notes worth mentioning: (from peanutxz's pov)
- get a doctor that sounds convincing rather than a doc that is scientifically and technically proven correct but freaks the shit outa u that all ur teeth will just fall out by just looking at their faces.
- teeth extraction IS NOT PAINFUL. the aftermath is.
- line ur bed with macintosh if needed cos ur lips will be numb from the anesthetics u wont feel all the saliva dripping until u look down and realize u're almost drowned in ur own drool.
- if u're afraid of blood (like me...SHUSH!! dun mention my first aid qualification), get lke 2 sacks of gauze so that u can discard the soiled ones every 15min alternately. WHY? lemme tell u my story yah...i was resting on my bed after the extraction cos the father said i needed to. after approx...an hour i guess, i tot it'd be good to bathe cos i drooled lke a retard and the taste of blood on the gauze is kinda gross la. den as i removed the gauze, i spat out an amount of blood that seemed enough to satisfy a dying vampire. not only that, i swallowed a whole gulp later. in an instant, the toilet started spinning...i tot i successfully mastered the art of apparation. salah. had to squat nicely under the shower to bangunkan myself thinking what i shud do. would i collapse? NOOOOO collapse oso pakai baju dulu pls. den i shot up, wrapped myself with my towel, dashed to the parents room and jumped onto their bed. drenched. the mother had to cover my with another towel, father had to dry my hair and den...they went for dinner. -.-. so much love i tell u. i was fine after a while la but i shall learn to live with that humiliation forever.
- dun eat bread. u need strength to chew it off. go for things like sweet and sour tofu, steamed eggs + shredded scallops, abalone porridge (throw the abalone. the essence is all in the porridge), buddha jumps over the wall (just the soup yah ignore the ingredients)...what else?
ok just kidding. take porridge oni la what u think. diu.
- have food prepared everytime. cos no solid food down ur arse = TAK MAKAN. by the time u're hungry, u're fucking hungry and u can't eat fast = kantoi.
ok too much that...i haven't even attached my braces yet.
next appointment wud be on the 19th.
i know my theme for this year's bday...
UGLY BETTY.
sank you.
what color should i do? pink? ev said lilac. i say black den i'd be like jack sparrow.
the doc that extracted my teeth looked pretty cute. OMG HE TOOK OFF HIS MASK. *runs*
Friday, November 06, 2009
The DiaryLast week:
1) Went for Anne's farewell @ Library
2) AAR @ Bukit Jalil
3) Baked cookies
This week (if all goes well):
1) Doktor gigi
2) Detox kat Damansara Heights
3) Cristang with the keluarga (so fail. liddat detox for what?)
4) Head for badminton in the morning on Sunday
5) Pick Nat from airport.
WHOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO
i need to rant.
i met 2 douchebags today.
and they're both men.
short men.
one fucking bangla jaga. and one 'peregrin took' that has a dump for an office.
knnccb.
the weekend's gonna be good.
IT WILL BE!!!
OH EVERYONE.
it's N.O.V.E.M.B.E.R.
*grins*
Thursday, October 29, 2009
The New Black
snapping pictures liddat were WAAYYYY more fun compared to eating at Tenji.1 word.
OVERRATED.
goodnite.
p.s- eh nat, daddy's wan go where d?
p.s- eh nat, daddy's wan go where d?
Saturday, October 17, 2009
seramat hali devavaree.open house was pretty good!
i think...it's my first.
gosh i need more multiracial frens *looks around*
it suddenly occured to me putu mayam is not easily available.
WHY?! WHYYY?!?!? oh and i just knew that they're called string hoppers. XD
ok i'm crapping cos i've nothing much to blog about.
oh yeah! i had 2 karaoke sessions last nite.
one with the company (the room was so fuckin huge it had 2 levels, a pool table and 1/2 a video arcade inside. O.o) and also with baoyue's colleagues.
awesomesauce. so random can cry. tak kenal just go barge into ppl's rooms and den drink ppl's beer and curi ppl's mic. SO FUN.
i've been wanting to blog about the guangzhou trip.
cos...i miss that place. GASP.
BUT BUT...the startrek dvd is wailing for my attention.
i shall...do a bit. TEEHEE
i think...it's my first.
gosh i need more multiracial frens *looks around*
it suddenly occured to me putu mayam is not easily available.
WHY?! WHYYY?!?!? oh and i just knew that they're called string hoppers. XD
ok i'm crapping cos i've nothing much to blog about.
oh yeah! i had 2 karaoke sessions last nite.
one with the company (the room was so fuckin huge it had 2 levels, a pool table and 1/2 a video arcade inside. O.o) and also with baoyue's colleagues.
awesomesauce. so random can cry. tak kenal just go barge into ppl's rooms and den drink ppl's beer and curi ppl's mic. SO FUN.
i've been wanting to blog about the guangzhou trip.
cos...i miss that place. GASP.
BUT BUT...the startrek dvd is wailing for my attention.
i shall...do a bit. TEEHEE
actually...i dun really remember much besides coming back having a totally new perception towards shenzhen. 5 years back, it was a total disaster i swore i'd never set my feet 1000km near that province. hmmm now...ok i take my swear back la since it's not the first time i'm doing it. XD
it took...6 hours there i think to guangzhou.
flight was uncomfy. forced myself to sleep cos the parents insisted i did not need the pills. le sigh. not having the pills make me insecure. but...i made it there in a piece. *thank god*
L.O.V.E T.H.E C.L.O.U.D.S
like some major explosion. fuh. temped to jump out and fall on that puff. but mommy slapped me back to reality when she said...'fall a few thousand kms down and we'd find ur body in india'
LOCATION: *bites lips*...i dun remember.
first stop. NO IDEA WHERE THIS IS. but a nice park with a nice lake where kids can have their rollerblading classes. and their coaches are hot. XD
this baby frog...is as big as my...baby toe nail. and they were EVERYWHERE. i guess those grey patches on the floor are all the flattened ones. O.o
the lake. lucky gambar kecik. my face, epic fail. the hair. megahai fail. but the weather was, quote victoria beckham: phenomenal.LOCATION: FOSHAN
and that's not faufoofah. it's...coagulated milk. YUMS. brot a few packets home and tried making back in bbdo. erm...oni nowa and anne layaned. so sweet of them. the rest all ran. cos it looked more like susu rosak. my skills fail oni ok.
LOCATION: *looks away*...outa Foshan
*RUNS*then we went to a nursery. they had the bestest orchids around. and many other species which we tot were fake. i know cos i tried tearing the petals. ok i know i jakun shaddap.
so deprived i wanted to buy the whole fleet.bought 2 packets of marigold seeds back. the parents were trying to convince me that THEY WONT GROW. cos OUR WEATHER BACK HERE IS DIFFERENT. but being the stubborn bitch i waved them off by paying for the seeds myself, came back and pleaded nowa for help. cos i have poison fingers. my lemon seeds turned out to be onions back then. i'm still deeply traumatized.
she is the power mower the yellow marigold bloomed like mushrooms!
*searches through twitter*
i can't find the pic. :(
this...is opposite the nursery. and it's not a forest reserve. they're bonsais. wtf! everything's extreme there seriously.
even their language. teehee
and then we headed to a honey/bee farm. we were told to NEVER make honey using a metal spoon. only plastic cos there'd be chemical reaction, the honey will go bad. NEVER take honey with tofu cos u'd get food poisoning and NEVER go with spring onions too. but...who'd have honey with spring onions really. :S
that's...a whole comb of honey. can jst take up and start sucking i think. gross kan. da bees dun sting but...bad experience la! i was freaking out everytime one buzzes near me.
i so dun remember why i snapped this pic.
i know. chinese are barbarians. anything caged are meant to be served. *stones*
these however, should be slaughtered twice, cooked in hot water den slaughtered again. fucking din know they serve snakes eventhou it's NO WHERE NEAR WINTER. walked into the kitchen cos i kepoh and almost ran right into the cage. GAH!
now now...call spca. that's a peacock there. :(LOCATION: PANYU
was there for the circus.BEST.CIRCUS.EVER. collaboration between the french and chinese. they can do everything. and i mean EVERYTHING. no cgi, no wires...just real human flying in mid air with another human supporting. almost crapped in my pants cos if the acrbobats ever fall, they'd cause a huge hole on the ground from the impact of the height.
they even prepared a red carpet for us.nah just kidding. non-slip carpet. awesome.
and that, my friend, is a real lion. thre's this angmoh that's perpetually feeding that simba/mufasa thingy to prevent it from losing patience and then pounce at the audience for supper. :S...oh yeah and those are real horses too. full grown, tough, black beauties going full speed on stage. :S :S
HOTEL LOCATION: CHU HAI
saya ingat. cos we went loitering on the streets for supper. and we got awesome smoked wasabi sotong. the pic is...mia. LE SIGH.ok time for startrek.
goonai.
Wednesday, October 07, 2009
this time last yeari had puffy lids that lasted almost a week only able to be concealed by an eye liner with the thickness of a marker pen.
becos magmag died.
okla it's max, my chubby, furry, non-stop eating pup if you were wondering wat the heck.
it hasn't been easy, at least right until this moment i don't feel like owning another 4-legged pet...MAYBE at least for the next 50 years too. unless it's a cameleon? or a mark chao that walks on fours. WOOT.
having the parents drive past her shady, green, well fengshui-ed grave wondering if anyone would have dug her up accidentally cos the grass there is slightly greener, is like slicing a wound over and over again with a blunt knife.
nola kidding. it took me a couple months to get over it. what i just wrote is just for the sake of writing. kan saya ni corp comm exec. tambahan pula sekarang ni pms, kenalah flaunt sikit ke-emoan.
BUT i wouldn't forget how the water bill was 20% lower cos i could practically use my tears in replacement, how the monkey msged me daily to ask if i'm ok and reminded me over and over to NOT watch marley and me (which i did and nearly plunged into depression - moral of the story, listen to the monkey) and almost calling the police thinking i was SO close to an intruder cos i couldn't recognize myself in the mirror. the aftermath of crying...fuh traumatizing. quasimodo without the need of makeup and special effects.
probably even worst.but i seriously believe it doesn't really matter anymore. cos:
1) she's gone. great memories live. not that we're gonna keep her bones and pamerkan on the wall oso.
2) ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN! RAWRRRRRRRR
to all those that touched her grave just because...
may a chinese-crested poo on ur face and flow deep into ur nostrils
XD
TO MAX *raises glass*
oh sorry this is not her.
there. awesomesauce.
Monday, October 05, 2009
Well...i know it's been a while.
just that i don't find anything interesting enuff to pen down here considering my mundanity has reached such an absurd level all i wish for daily is for the weekends to come to splash a couple shades of color into my life. oh and i don't find any purpose uploading pix here cos they're plastered all over facebook (if u stalk my account). but...
i have done interesting things thou!
besides...watching a taiwanese drama on my little e71 (HEARTSS!) cos i'm lusting over mark chao. google everyone. and salivate!
ok sorry i was carried away.
lets make this post interesting la k. since 2 reputable guests...(probs the oni wans that read) requested for an update. *claps*...*wipes tears*...
i'll try my best.
i've no regrets.
BAHHHH...
this happened a while back. 2 days before bh's bday which i dun remember the exact date now but...yeah it was when i wallopped so much i ended up having indigestion and food poisoning and was given 2 days mc after that. GLORY JAP FOOD! GLORY!
just that i don't find anything interesting enuff to pen down here considering my mundanity has reached such an absurd level all i wish for daily is for the weekends to come to splash a couple shades of color into my life. oh and i don't find any purpose uploading pix here cos they're plastered all over facebook (if u stalk my account). but...
i have done interesting things thou!
besides...watching a taiwanese drama on my little e71 (HEARTSS!) cos i'm lusting over mark chao. google everyone. and salivate!
ok sorry i was carried away.
lets make this post interesting la k. since 2 reputable guests...(probs the oni wans that read) requested for an update. *claps*...*wipes tears*...
i'll try my best.
i've no regrets.
BAHHHH...
this happened a while back. 2 days before bh's bday which i dun remember the exact date now but...yeah it was when i wallopped so much i ended up having indigestion and food poisoning and was given 2 days mc after that. GLORY JAP FOOD! GLORY!
they have about 30 diff jap food on the menu. order as much as you wan. the limit is the extinction of the ingredients used.
that's my NIECE. in a dress. next round she shud drop the inner white piece. WEE!
but i reckon she'd look better like this thou *points to picture below*
having being a weight-watcher for the past...20 years perhaps?...i tend to do compulsive activities that i usually regret the moment before i usually do it.
for example: waking up at 745am on a friggin saturday morning for jogging and organic food. the organic food part was fine. the jogging part was fine too, i had good company. but the waking up part was A.W.F.U.L. i'm proud that i din pass out and jogged approximately 9 steps. or was it 7? hmm...
things liddat attract me. as thou i had no childhood. fact is, u feel so mch happier walking on colorful bridges! (until a scene from The Orphan appears) *runs off bridge*
dgn malunya saya persembahkan asal-usul kajang. apparently 2 fishermen were on a boat on a rainy day. one of them orang asli. den the malay dude told the orang asli tat he wanted to berkajang which meant BERTEDUH. to the orang aslis, it meant FIGHT. so he took out a keris and stabbed the malay dude and hence came about the KAJANG name. epic fail. no other better stories to cipta zit. fuckers.
never had the chance to plough. there you go.
these things...are not children frenly. neither are they fat-ppl or clumsy-ppl frenly. for a moment, i couldn't stop running. it was scary.
i tot these were dandelions. so i squat playfully near it and gave a hard blow. the fluffy fine hair on the papus did not disperse and fly off in a drift of symphony. in fact. nothing happened! then yinng came over and said...'woi! what you doing?! that's pokok semalu la!' paiseh sial.
this restaurant serves ONLY organic food. so organic even the ppl there look more holy. food was good. recommended by the astro aec jason ah xian host.
AWESOMESAUCE. gado-gado. mix vege with...erm...exotic sauce. yums!
pumpkin tong sui. chewy and not too sweet. YUMS.
roti canai sayur. i don't see anything healthy in a roti canai. summore add mayo in the vege. but it's ok yums. can try can try.
if you ever lose ur taste buds, try this. the different flavours or greens and nuts explodes wildly within ur mouth and then u die a natural death.
nah just kidding. it's thick and...weird. and when i say it's weird, ITS WEIRD. but worth trying. combo of vege, fruits, nuts and...erm...everything else in the fridge.
miso noodles. YUMS to the infinite!! it's slightly bland la considering it's organic kan. but the almost raw taugeh and slimy seaweed blends in pretty well. rm15 for a huge ass bowl. but we whacked it all la.i tried their dragonfruit jelly too.
pretty good i shud say. definitely heading back there again. thou no1 is convinced that the food tastes good. from my description up there...yeah, it doesn't look too good BUT can try sumthing new and healthier or not for once?! cis.
den that nite was jeff’s bro’s wedding. It was HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
blady hee lai ton can take in about 100 tables ok. giler babi. check out my new hair. i think i look lke sa yee from moonlight resonance. hawt. -.-
the one out of 96 tables. with the best man. that tumbang-ed. WHOO HOO!!! *standing ovation nigga!!* u're the man!blady hee lai ton can take in about 100 tables ok. giler babi. check out my new hair. i think i look lke sa yee from moonlight resonance. hawt. -.-
ok kenot make it titanic on tv is very distracting i need to go watch it.
i shall continue later.
i shall continue later.
